Can I get drunk in peace? This place is driving me to drink quicker.

OK, but first read this message just emed to me Cloudy? A lot of money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddams old palaces in Tikrit in Iraq during an operation Conquest in Fallujah north of Baghdad, and it was agreed by Staff Sgt. Kenneth Buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This is quite an illegal thing to do, but well tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole, of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last time. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British Contact working here, at Southern Basra British fortified green zone, whose office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Baghdad, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in United States. I have now found a very secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to you, for you to pick it up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me, and I believe that my money will be well secured in your hand because you have fear of God. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad and catastrophic for soldiers here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here before we are to be killed.

tell them you know a Nigerian who can

maybe I could get them to swap email addys

Drink up and be happy I always send my Nigerian emails offering money to the Russian brides who want to come to America but need money. I figure if anyone can get the money it has to be those women. And sooner or later I'm going to have a hottie pop up at my door with $25 Million wanting to get married. Simple.

so depressing all that money FROM THE DESK OF MR. FAEQAH NEJAD REGIONAL MANAGER NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI DUBAI MEDIA CITY BRANCH HELLO DEAR, My name is Faeqah Nejad I am the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai, Dubai Media City branch. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely . It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but I don't know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scammers. But am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other. If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital Abu Dhabi-UAE at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2006 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made (Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) [$11.5M] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

CLASSY! National bank of Dubai