reminds me of a comedy clip I heard God was making the human body, he told his helper to give him a big bundle of nerves, more than anywhere else in the body, to put, well, you know where his reason - first, to make it so good that the earth stays populated, second, to make sure they all have a reason to scream his name

I don' want MY bitches screamin' no other cocksuckin motherfucker's name when Ise doin dem!

Now you're just being irritating.

Yeah..I got this irritating itch from one a dem bitches!

Location, location, location.

You are wraung, raung.

Know Aye are naught duche

ok yu fukkers get it rite its speeled etpmh

Ding, ding, ding... you win.

he who has the best aim always wins

in training

I always hit the water....mostly

Thyts' wut she sayd

Seperation is hard,but It can open your eyes I am a friend free for Mentoring, Coaching, Personal Training, No, I am not certified or licensed. I am some one that has been through a lot and wants to help others on their way through life. I have lost over x lbs in x weeks and still going. I have turned my life around x degrees from my previous situation. I Know, that I do better assisting others, so, I shall. If anyone needs someone to talk to, some assistance to get there life in order and give them coaching and encouragement on their journey or if you are taking the big leap to lose weight and get into shape and need some support and Ideas for workouts and eating plans and encouragement and pushing, I love to assist. Yes, its free. I just want to assist as many people as I can, it returning a favor. Eventually I will have a website so you can see all that I have gone through and people I am helping. Please just give me a or email and we can talk about how I would be able to assist you. Call me for any reason. We all could use some body some times, so here I am, a non bias third party.

Pleasant words are like a honeycomb, sweetness to the soul and health to the bones. She once tasted like honey to a man but now turns to bitterness in his heart. He is the demon that drives her to drink. She is the fire that burns his wealth. The aftermath of marriage often tastes like wormwood.

Your haiku sucks

bitterness is her legacy to you

Funny...I'm not bitter. Just wiser

What doesn't kill us make us wiser! lol