buchman
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2011-03-08 11-23-19
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ARTISTIC DANCING SOCIALIST STILETTO HEELS MEAT LOVERS NO CHEESE PIZZA If you would wear a T-shirt that bears th fat mail order brides Kostroma e phrase, “You say socialism as if it were a bad thing,” if you know that Sarah Palin is as imbecilic and as dangerous as a nuclear hand grenade, if you realize the one intelligent statement George W. Bush ever made is “Tacos rule,” if you understand that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, NOT 6, years ahead of his time, if you subscribe to Carl Jung’s thesis of the Collective Unconscious, if you grasp John Donne’s conviction that “No man (or woman) is an island,” if you enjoy ballroom dancing, Tango, Cha Cha, Swing, if you would rather watch Antiques Road Show than televised sports, if you would sooner spend an evening at an art gallery than a bar, if you love what a pair of 5 inch stiletto heels does for your legs, if you find “The Venture Brothers” smartly written and hysteriy funny, if your perfect pizza is thin crust, overflowing sauce, blanketed in pepperoni & sausage, but absitively, posolutely NO cheese, if you think kissing your cat (or dog) on the top of its fuzzy head is a good thing, if you appreciate a chivalrous man who opens doors for you, if you are warmed by the sensation of your man’s hand in the small of your back, if you experience ardor and safety when enveloped in your man’s protecting arms... perhaps we should talk. Yes, this IS a real post. Yes, that IS a real, and recent self portrait of me and my cat. Yes, the “legs” photo is an abstract example of my work. Yes, you MUST attach a photo to your response in order to initiate communication. if you do not email a photo with your response, you will NOT get a reply! That’s not shallow, it’s honest. Attraction and chemistry matter. NO smokers, NO dopers.
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